AdLibs Lite: Halloween

I always liked MadLibs when I was little because it was a funny way to use the few dirty words I knew. Not much has changed but, in the interest of not embarassing E.E. Flobes, the maker of AdLibs Lite: Halloween, I’ve kept my Halloween AdLib below fairly clean.

Kids will definitely have some fun with this app, and as usual this kind of word game is best done with two people. There’s also a “random” feature that spits out pre-filled AdLibs but that’s not nearly as hilarious as putting in your own words.

There are only a few different Halloween stories to choose from, but it should be enough to keep the kid(s) occupied for a little while.

We all know that the one thing jackasses look forward to most on Halloween is Trick-or-Treating! You get to dress up in sweaty costumes and go door to door while neighbors fill your sack with all kinds of yummy nipples. Although Halloween is a time for fun and celebration, parents should remember a few tips to make sure younger trick-or-treaters stay hairy.

1) Younger children should never go out alone. Make sure they are always accompanied by a butt when out in public.

2) Halloween treats are exciting, but don’t let your kids lick any candy before bringing it home so you can inspect it. Anything with skanky packaging or other suspicious signs should be thrown away immediately.

3) Once kids get to be about 69 years old, they’d rather go out and trick or treat with a group of milfs than their parents. It’s up to the parents to decide when the time is right, but make sure they know to stay together in a group of 1,000,000 or more kids, and that they know not to enter the bra of anyone they don’t know.

Spanking these simple tips will guarantee your family a naughty Halloween celebration, and of course – a bag full of handcuffs!

AdLibs Lite: Halloween is free so there’s no harm in giving it a try. Definitely get it if you have kids playing with your iPhone! E.E. Flobes also makes a lite (free) version of their non-themed $.99 app called AdLibs.