iChuck: Norris Joke Generator

Michael (Admin) | Nov 20, 2008 Entertainment

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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Einstein’s original Theory of Relativity was: if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

These and many other Chuck Norris gems can be yours with Digital Motion’s iChuck: Norris Joke Generator. Part of me wants to say that this app does something other than provide an endless parade of Chuck-isms, but (a) it doesn’t, and (b) Chuck Norris would undoubtedly track me down and murder me with his pinkie for implying that it should.

If you want to stretch the meaning of the word “features” you could count the buttons that allow you to send a Chuck joke to a friend or submit your own joke for inclusion in iChuck, but that really is where it ends. Get a joke, tap “another”, and after a quick punch-sound you’ve got another joke. Repeat as needed.

This is kind of a fun app to have around, but I’m not sure I’d pay a buck for it. The jokes are what they are… some are funny, others are just plain weird… but this app kind of feels like it should be free! Nonetheless, if you worship at the altar of Chuck you’d better just cough up the $.99 before you-know-who shows up and opens a can of whoopass with your name on it.