WTF: Boob Party
Michael (Admin) | Dec 23, 2009 Entertainment, WTF?!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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With so many app requests languishing in my inbox I’m a little reluctant to spend time on an app like Boob Party, but I just think it’s funny that (a) there’s an app called Boob Party, and (b) searching iTunes for “boobs” now yields over 100 sure-to-be-disappointing results that want to be “titillating” but are just kind of… eh.
Because Apple has never, and will never, allow nudity or porn in the App Store, apps like Boob Party pretty much always amount to the same thing which is mostly-tame photos and/or videos of scantily clad girls. I like scantily clad girls as much as the next guy but the reality is that there’s nothing these apps can show me that I haven’t already seen a billion times in the dark reaches of the interwebs. Guys who aren’t huge pervs like me might get more of a “rise” out of Boob Party than I did but, again, this kind of content is limited to the point where if you’ve seen one boob app you truly have seen them all.
Kudos to Jens Ltd, though, for building a nice little boobie empire in the App Store! Even though I’m too jaded to be impressed by pictures of boobs, I gotta admire the initiative. Jens has 14 apps out there, every one of which is aimed squarely at horny dudes, and several of them are free thanks the magic of mobile advertising.
P.S. Sorry about all the sex puns, I just couldn’t help myself :P
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- I like BIG BREATS (sic) and I cannot lie
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- Yep, these girls all have big boobs alright
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