WTF: Boob Party

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With so many app requests languishing in my inbox I’m a little reluctant to spend time on an app like Boob Party, but I just think it’s funny that (a) there’s an app called Boob Party, and (b) searching iTunes for “boobs” now yields over 100 sure-to-be-disappointing results that want to be “titillating” but are just kind of… eh.

Because Apple has never, and will never, allow nudity or porn in the App Store, apps like Boob Party pretty much always amount to the same thing which is mostly-tame photos and/or videos of scantily clad girls. I like scantily clad girls as much as the next guy but the reality is that there’s nothing these apps can show me that I haven’t already seen a billion times in the dark reaches of the interwebs. Guys who aren’t huge pervs like me might get more of a “rise” out of Boob Party than I did but, again, this kind of content is limited to the point where if you’ve seen one boob app you truly have seen them all.

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App Sale: Santa Naughty Nice Detector

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Well duh, *everyone* is naughty!

Well duh, *everyone* is naughty!

Santa Naughty Nice Detector is on sale for free – normally $.99

Most young children are pretty stupid, and if you play it up enough they might actually believe that your iPhone can detect whether they’re naughty or nice! And if they believe that, they might also believe they’re suddenly on Santa’s shitlist, and everyone knows you don’t get any presents when the fat man’s got it in for you.

Normally I wouldn’t bother writing about an app like this, but it’s Christmas season and silly things like this come with the territory. aHandSoft even went as far as building in a “chance” meter that, with some sleight of hand, could make it appear as if the meter actually works when one kid is nice and the other is decidedly naughty.

This Naughty Nice Detector looks very festive and it’s executed pretty well, but still I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t pay a dollar for this app… free, however, is doable if you’re in a house full of gullible children or at an office Christmas party in need of some holiday nonsense.

iTunes Link -Santa Naughty Nice Detector

Q&F: Emoji Free!

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For a guy who runs an iPhone review site, you’d be surprised at how clueless I am on some things! Case in point: I’ve had my iPhone for nearly 18 months but I didn’t know what the hell an emoji was until about a month ago. If you’re still in the dark, emojis are just little icons that you insert into text the same way you’d use a smiley face, except there’s way more variety. They range from animal faces to transportation to flowers to food items and everything else, and they tend to be very cartoony with somewhat of an Asian bent to them.

When a friend posted something on Facebook about her love affair with emojis I finally decided to investigate and found Emoji Free by Awesomest Software. The app itself is kind of a one-and-done thing where you use it to install the icons and then you don’t need it anymore. Installation within this ad supported app is pretty idiot-proof, but after you’re done you’ll need to go to Settings > General > International > Keyboards > Japanese > Emoji On/Off to make hundreds of emoji icons magically accessible. Once you do that, though, you can go emoji crazy! Just push the globe icon on your iPhone keyboard to find your emoji sets.

There are other free emoji installation apps out there and they may be just as good as this one, but all I can say is this one definitely works and it’s free! If you wanna get cute  in your SMS and emails, this app will do the trick.

iTunes Link – Emoji Free!
Version 1.4
Reviewed on iPhone 3G OS3.1.2

Free Codes: SkyWriter

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Write stuff in the sky! The sky’s on your iPhone or iPod Touch, of course.

iTunes Link : SkyWriter

On deck: Dice Pile (Games)

Free Codes: The Idiot Card

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I don’t really know what The Idiot Card is all about, but I’m guessing it’s gonna make someone look really stupid.

iTunes Link : The Idiot Card

On deck: After the Catch (Sports)

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Free Codes: Reef Fish

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All about reef fish, like the kind in that animated movie about Nemo.

iTunes Link : Reef Fish

On deck: Reef Fish, part II (Entertainment)

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Free Codes: iMaya – the 2012 Countdown

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The world is ending in 2012, get this app while you still can!

iTunes Link : iMaya – the 2012 Countdown

On deck: Reef Fish (Entertainment)

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Free Codes: Hooptie Browser

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Hooptie Browser translates news sites and blogs into street lingo. Uh… do you “dig”?

iTunes Link : Hooptie Browser

On deck: iMaya – the 2012 Countdown (Entertainment)

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Free Codes: Warcraft Gear Compare

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Figure out whether the item that was just dropped is better than what you already have. Geeks, you know exactly what I’m talking about!

iTunes Link : Warcraft Gear Compare

On deck: Hooptie Browser (Entertainment)

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Q&F: Thanksgiving Jokes

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Thanksgiving Jokes is just one of the many flashcard sets in Dustin Kirk’s Stacks Pro.

Stacks Pro costs money, but this set of unbelievably corny jokes is free and could come in handy if your Thanksgiving dinner conversation takes a turn for the worse or if you just need to keep some young ‘uns entertained.

The Stacks interface is really nice… swipe up or down to see the other side of the card, and swipe left or right to view a different card. If you’re gonna be looking at flashcards on your iPhone, this is the way to do it!

50 very kid-friendly jokes, all of which will just make you roll your eyes, are included.

iTunes Link – Thanksgiving Jokes
Version 2.0
Reviewed on iPhone 3GS OS3.1.2

Answer: Because they use such FOWL language! (cue horn: waaaa waa)

Answer: Because they use such FOWL language! (cue horn: waaaa waa)

Free Codes: Jump Nation

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Jump Nation measures your vertical leap – mine is 6″. I can jump 6 inches off the ground! No wonder I got kicked off my high school track team.

iTunes Link : Jump Nation

On deck: iFuel Pro (Finance)

Free Codes: A Geeky Yo Mama, part II

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Last chance at nerdy Yo Mama jokes!

iTunes Link : A Geeky Yo Mama

On deck: FKC 1 (Sports)