iPhone App Reviews

App Sale: All Hallow’s Eve: Witch’s Ride

Michael (Admin) | Oct 28, 2009 Games

User rating: (9 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

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All Hallow’s Eve: Witch’s Ride is on sale for free – normally $.99

Being a witch has never been easy, what with crazy villagers wanting to burn you at the stake and all, and now it’s even harder as you try to survive in All Hallow’s Eve: Witch’s Ride. Your job is to fly as far as you can and collect candy along the way, but there are all kinds of monsters and other weirdness getting in your way!

The more candy you can collect the better; not only does it extend your life, but if you collect enough you can use it to zap all the bad guys with a lightning strike. Some of the monsters can be dealt with by spearing them with your broomstick, but generally speaking you just need to stay out of their way.

Half Fast Games threw in Open Feint for global scoring and did a nice job on the graphics and overall production values. All Hallow’s Eve: Witch’s Ride won’t keep you busy for hours, but it’s a mildly amusing Halloween diversion… and it’s free! For now, anyway.

iTunes Link – All Hallow’s Eve: Witch’s Ride
Version 1.0
Reviewed on iPhone 3G OS3.1.2

Tags: $.99, good for kids, halloween, seasonal

MouthOff

Michael (Admin) | Oct 28, 2009 Entertainment

User rating: (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

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I’ve never been a huge fan of apps that show a mouth that you hold in front of your face, but I have to admit that ustwo has put together a pretty good app here! I mean, if you’re gonna replace your mouth with your iPhone, you might as well do it with MouthOff.

When you hold this app over your face and start talking, your selected mouth will react to your iPhone’s mic and move along with you. Naturally this means that if you have an iPod Touch you’ll need a headset & mic to get that effect… imagine what a jackass you’ll look like… but it can be done!

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Tags: $.99, good for kids, halloween, seasonal

GhostWriter

Michael (Admin) | Oct 27, 2009 Photo & Video

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Scrawling evil messages across photos in blood is soooo messy! GhostWriter will do it for you, and after you take your photo it’ll even throw in some Ghoulish Miasma if you want it to.

Ghoulish Miasma is really just some weird-looking orange fog that you probably won’t want on very many of your pics (don’t worry, it’s optional), but the spooky fonts comes in two varieties, Angered Spirit and Blood Writ, and they ain’t bad. GhostWriter comes with six innocent default messages that you can select individually or at random, and if you want to really damn someone to hell you can type in your own custom message! Sweet.

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Tags: $.99, good for kids, halloween, seasonal

Treat Street

Michael (Admin) | Oct 26, 2009 Games

User rating: (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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Need a diversion to keep the toddlers busy? Treat Street should fit the bill, for this week anyway!

Treat Street is a painfully cute trick-or-treating game where the goal is the same as in real life: ring a lot of doorbells and accumulate as much candy as you possibly can. There’s no score to keep and no possible way to lose… except for the rare occasion when a mean neighbor gives you something weird like an insect instead of candy.

You start off by choosing your costume with a 3-piece mix & match costume builder, and while you’re making your way down the neverending street you can check out your loot with the candy bag icon in the bottom right of the screen.

This is Elf Farm’s first release and they’re off to a great start with this very nicely made app. The game concept is super simple by design but the artwork and production values are awesome, and if it keeps your kids quiet for five minutes then it’s a dollar well spent.

iTunes Link – Treat Street
Version 1.0
Reviewed on iPhone 3G OS3.1.2

Tags: $.99, good for kids, halloween, seasonal

Hallowcarver

Michael (Admin) | Oct 21, 2009 Entertainment

User rating: (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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Well, if you’re gonna carve a pumpkin on your iPhone you might as well do it with Hallowcarver! I’ve only tried one other pumpkin carving app (Jack O’Lantern) and this one is waaaaay way better.

WNRS (We’re Not Rocket Scientists) went pretty nuts on this app and made it as slick as can be. Four different backgrounds are included, you get to choose from three different pumpkins, you can undo (nice!), and not only can you post your pumpkin to Twitter and Facebook but you can also share your creations on the Hallowcarver website! Cool. You can even change your background and pumpkin type in mid-carve.

A lot of developers seem to half-ass it on seasonal apps like this one, so I think it’s awesome when one goes all the way like this and really builds something worthwhile. You might delete Hallowcarver on November 1st, but this app has a lot of quality for a buck.

P.S. Carving a kickass pumpkin can win you an iPod Touch!

iTunes Link – Hallowcarver
Version 1.1
Reviewed on iPhone 3G OS3.1.2

Tags: $.99, halloween, seasonal

B-Day Giveaway: Christmas C@rds

Michael (Admin) | Jul 30, 2009 Utilities

User rating: (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

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It’s a little early for emailing Christmas cards around, but when the time comes you’ll definitely want this app!! I dunno why it says “no ratings” on my App Store price image, but this app has earned a legitimate 3.5 star average and it’s worth every penny of the $1.99 asking price.

Hot Chili Apps does cards right. I loved this app last year, and I’m sure I’ll love it again this year.

iTunes Link – Christmas C@rds
Hot Chili Apps website

FUNNIEST. CHRISTMAS CARD. EVER!!!!

* Today is iPhone App Reviews.net’s birthday *

Tags: $1.99, Christmas, seasonal

MonsterMatch

Michael (Admin) | Oct 27, 2008 Games

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MonsterMatch is a fun Halloween-themed matching game. It’s very slick and child-friendly and has great Halloween sound effects which can be turned off under Options, so that’s the good news.

The bad news on MonsterMatch is that Jirbo, Inc. tries really hard to suck you into their universe with this app. It’s ad-supported which is fine because the ads aren’t at all intrusive, but I was kind of annoyed to find out that in order to submit my high score I have to (a) give Jirbo my email address, and (b) install their Jirbo Avatar app.

The game menu also has buttons for Jirbo Avatar, whatever the hell that is, and a link to their website.

I don’t fault app developers for wanting something in return for the sweat they put into creating free apps, but I think it’s wrong to use membership as an obstacle to doing little things like submitting a high score, especially when the app is ad-supported. What a pain in the ass.

Like I said, MonsterMatch is a great matching game that the kids will love. It’s free and it’s very well done, so by all means get it and let the kids enjoy it. It’s just the way the app tries to indoctrinate you into the Jirbo club that bugs me.

Tags: free, good for kids, halloween, seasonal

IPumpkin

Michael (Admin) | Oct 27, 2008 Entertainment

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IPumpkin is basically just a flickering photo of a really creepy-looking pumpkin that has a much scarier carved pumpkin photo that makes random split-second appearances.

I’m not sure if K Solution LLC made IPumpkin as a video or just a series of pictures stitched together to create a very Halloweeny glowing effect, but it does a good job of looking very spooky. My guess is that it’s a series of still photos because the scary pumpkin’s appearances are very random, plus the flickering is sometimes very fast when you open the app and sometimes it’s choppy.

I could see the main pumpkin itself maybe giving younger children nightmares, but if they’re able to figure out what’s on the scarier pumpkin you’ll probably regret it. I tried to get a screenshot of the random scary pumpkin but my reflexes just aren’t fast enough! Oh well, maybe it’s best if I don’t spoil the surprise.

IPumpkin is free, so go on and try it if you’re just looking for something visual to set the Halloween mood. K Solution LLC also makes MineSweep ($.99) and Halloween Light ($.99).

Tags: free, halloween, seasonal

Haunted

Michael (Admin) | Oct 27, 2008 Entertainment

User rating: (25 votes, average: 3.12 out of 5)

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Haunted is a short video with a scary ending. Do NOT show it to young children unless you want them to be in therapy for the next 20 years. Using it to scare the crap out of your coworkers, though, is totally acceptable!

RightSprite.com obviously put out this app as a little promo for their iPhone development house which also makes a free Sudoku game called Sudoku.MD, but there’s no harm in that. Haunted is free and should be good for some nervous laughter among grownups.

Tags: free, halloween, mature, seasonal

AdLibs Lite: Halloween

Michael (Admin) | Oct 27, 2008 Entertainment

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I always liked MadLibs when I was little because it was a funny way to use the few dirty words I knew. Not much has changed but, in the interest of not embarassing E.E. Flobes, the maker of AdLibs Lite: Halloween, I’ve kept my Halloween AdLib below fairly clean.

Kids will definitely have some fun with this app, and as usual this kind of word game is best done with two people. There’s also a “random” feature that spits out pre-filled AdLibs but that’s not nearly as hilarious as putting in your own words.

There are only a few different Halloween stories to choose from, but it should be enough to keep the kid(s) occupied for a little while.

We all know that the one thing jackasses look forward to most on Halloween is Trick-or-Treating! You get to dress up in sweaty costumes and go door to door while neighbors fill your sack with all kinds of yummy nipples. Although Halloween is a time for fun and celebration, parents should remember a few tips to make sure younger trick-or-treaters stay hairy.

1) Younger children should never go out alone. Make sure they are always accompanied by a butt when out in public.

2) Halloween treats are exciting, but don’t let your kids lick any candy before bringing it home so you can inspect it. Anything with skanky packaging or other suspicious signs should be thrown away immediately.

3) Once kids get to be about 69 years old, they’d rather go out and trick or treat with a group of milfs than their parents. It’s up to the parents to decide when the time is right, but make sure they know to stay together in a group of 1,000,000 or more kids, and that they know not to enter the bra of anyone they don’t know.

Spanking these simple tips will guarantee your family a naughty Halloween celebration, and of course – a bag full of handcuffs!

AdLibs Lite: Halloween is free so there’s no harm in giving it a try. Definitely get it if you have kids playing with your iPhone! E.E. Flobes also makes a lite (free) version of their non-themed $.99 app called AdLibs.

Tags: free, good for kids, halloween, seasonal

Halloween WordSearch

Michael (Admin) | Oct 17, 2008 Games

User rating: (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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FinBlade’s App Store description of this classic wordsearch puzzle brags, “It’s gorgeous, it’s ghostly, and it’s free!” And that description is “dead” on!

(See what I did there? It’s a Halloween app. I used the word dead because Halloween’s all about dead stuff like ghosts and skeletons and zombies. Clever, right? Crap. I just ruined it.)

ANYWAY… Halloween WordSearch is gorgeous indeed, like the developer says. Every aspect of this kids’ game is totally pro and it’s clear that a lot of time went into designing this app. The thing I find particularly gorgeous is the hot little witch that appears in the corner of one of the backdrops… she could be a Hooters Girl if she lost the hat and put on a tanktop! But don’t worry, if the thought of Junior getting his first boner from a Halloween app is distasteful to you, there’s an option that lets you turn the three backdrops on and off individually… a very smart and family-friendly move on the developer’s part.

Gameplay is top-notch as well. If you’re lucky enough to find a word, just drag your finger across the letters and they’ll be circled for you, and you’ll also be rewarded with a Halloweeny “organ” sound effect.

A timer is also available under Settings which could come in handy if you’ve challenged your kids to solve a puzzle while keeping their mouths shut for as long as possible.

What, that’s not enough? Ok fine, here’s an idea of my own: if you want to extend the quiet time, you could force the kids to write down each of the wordsearch words in a sentence! Not only is the game fun, it also just became educational. They’re bound to come up with cute things like “Daddy’s new girlfriend is HIDEOUS”, or “Mommy becomes the DEVIL when she drinks”… fun for the whole family, guaranteed! Or not…

FinBlade makes a similar non-themed app that’s simply called WordSearch which costs $1.99. I haven’t reviewed it but, judging by their Halloween offering, it’s probably the best wordsearch puzzle it can possibly be. Kudos to them for throwing App Store customers a holiday freebie and showing off the quality that they’re capable of producing.

Tags: classic, free, good for kids, halloween, puzzle, seasonal

Halloween Pumpkinizer

Michael (Admin) | Oct 16, 2008 Entertainment

User rating: (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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If going to the Hallmark store and paying $3 for a Halloween card to drop in the mail seems like a gross waste of time, money, and natural resources, Halloween Pumpkinizer was totally made with you in mind.

You start off with a pumpkin that has a hole in it, and you can choose a photo from your camera roll to insert into the pumpkin. Wanna make your friends and family look a little evil? Tap the smiley face icon at bottom left and you get a pumpkin with a jack-o-lantern mouth already built in.

Once you’ve chosen a photo, you can rotate it or adjust the width or height. All of these operations require two fingers which is to be expected, but width and height have to be adjusted separately. If you’ve ever played around with The Dark Knight: HaHaHa you’re already used to doing this kind of thing, but I really wish height and width could be scaled in one motion.

After you’ve positioned your photo to your liking, tap “Done” to get a preview and then tap “Save” to save it to your camera roll. From there you can use your iPhone’s email function to send your custom Halloween photo to whoever it was intended for.

This isn’t a bad idea for a seasonal app, and I’m sure plenty of similar apps will follow with Thanksgiving and Christmas looming on the calendar, but it feels like Mexircus could have done a better job on it.

Aside from width and height needing to be done separately (which I find kind of annoying), there’s only one jack-o-lantern mouth available. If this app were free I wouldn’t have a problem here, but I think it’s fair to expect more from a pay-for-me application.

If an update can be released before October 31, 2008 has come and gone, I’d like to see a couple more mouth options with different expressions, and it would also be nice if I could use the app to take a picture for immediate Pumpkinizing. Another absent element is instructions! To the developer this may sound dumb, but I installed Halloween Pumpkinizer and had to do a little guessing before I even knew what the end goal was. Ok, I confess that I didn’t read the app description before buying it, but I believe every app… especially paid ones… should include some kind of documentation.

For $.99 the Halloween Pumpkinizer provides a nice way to say “Happy Halloween” to your pals, but the demanding cynic in me thinks there’s plenty of room for improvement.

Tags: $.99, halloween, seasonal